World Confrence!

[BiRDZiLLA!]

WHO DO YOU SIDE WITH?
{If you've seen Hetalia -pokeprod- this will make so much more sense.}

Rally the cavalries, a battle across the world is about to explode. Each country has decided to allow one person to command their forces... and who do you side with?

This is a stupid little game, much like World domination. It also takes a little bit of set up, but can turn into a full blown party house and spazz attack in a instant. Best to play in a live chat room...

Step One!
Claim a country! One to a person, and states/Providences do not count. They must exist on a real, world map you'd find in any old civics room too.

Step Two!
After claiming your nation, do a bit of research if you must and calibrate an attack (see my next post and such) while picking out a defense and Hp stat! It's much like pokemanz, but with little worldmanz, orz!

Step Three!
Then it's time to launch away! Start a battle with another nation, or form allies if you wish! Just please, follow all site rules, and be fair to all players.

Step Four!
You'll have to pay a wee bit of attention, and calculate your HP every single turn. This does take time, but it's just so you know when you are out of commission. c: If your country reaches zero HP, you become neutral and may heal other countries small amounts if you see fit to! (i.e. Austria restores 5HP to America!)

The Point?
TO BE THE LAST COUNTRY STANDING! C:

[BiRDZiLLA!]

BIRDY, I'M LOST.
So am I, Dear Muskrat.

To Form your stats!
Wikipedia/Google is now your best friend, awright? Type in your respective country and hit go at this point.

First, find the most current population you can track down. If it is over 1000, take only the first four digits. (i.e. America has 12884279913342 people. The first four digits are: 1288.) This is now your HP!

Now using the same population numbers, take the last digit. (i.e. America has 12884279913342 people. The last number is 2.) This is your defense! Every time you are attacked, minus this number from there attack!

To Find Attack stats, take the last three numbers of the population. (i.e. 12884279913342 people. The last three numbers are 342.) Now take this number and divide it by two. (342/2 = 171) If the number is a decimal, round it up! This is now your attack. :]

Now to make yourself unique, create a name for this attack. It has more meaning if it relates to your country, but anything is fine.

Extras!
A Weakness and a resistance is totally up to you (i.e. America's weakness is ketchup. +2 to the enemy attack if they use a ketchup based move!) as long as they are small, single digit numbers. It's not required but helps add to the sheer stupidity of this game. c:

There really is no set rules. Just go along as you please, and do ridiculous things if you wish, like start a war over all the nations toilet paper with America. Just follow S-S's rules is all I beg of you. xD

[BiRDZiLLA!]

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BIRDY HAS CAPTURED A WILD AUSTRIA!
S t a t s f r o m h e r e .

HIT POINTS: 3816
DEFENSE: 5
ATTACK:
- Wayward tune! 447 Damage
Inspired by Austria's known classical music roots, this piece has strayed away from all know melodies...
WEAKNESS:
- Heavy Metal +4 Damage
By all things unholy to Austrians, loud rock music tops the charts. If it's not classical and played by a string instrument, it's ear bleed.
RESISTANCE:
- German Speaking Countries -6 Damage
Austria's native tongue wields little effect on them.

Austrian National Anthem - Austrian People

[BrightHeart]

CHINA, is now under the vice like control of OAK!

HIT POINTS: 1338
DEFENSE: 8
ATTACK: BAD FASHION! 968 Damage! Their clothing and taste is so weird, it dazzles soldiers in battle and they can easily eliminate them! hah!

WEAKNESS:
Busty Blondes - +2 to attack
They're so unused to the concept of busty or blonde it makes them nosebleed half to death.

RESISTANCE:
Music - -8
They listen to such awful, hideous music that nothing can shock or surprise them.